Lin Baden: Swimming champion of ISIS

*Epic music plays* As one man fall, another rises in his place.... * epic fade out * *record scratch* IN THE WORLD OF SWIMMING *Apatsu apatsu playing on 1000% volume* ONE GIRL *explosions* ONE DREAM *epic diving scene* AND ONE POMERANIAN *close up of dog tilting its head looking like a fucking questionmark while wimpering* *EXPLOSIONS!* THIS FALL *GUNSCENE????* ON A CINEMA NEAR YOU